Do not buy them the Xbox 360. The crushing disappointment will cause them severe emotional damage.
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Even bigger than MGS 4, GTA 4 and GT 5! Certainly bigger than that FESTERING GARBAGE named Halo 3!
Only 640p........King Kaz still can't believe it.........
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
It's nothing but good news for us these days!
We feel sorry for the IGNORANT CHIMPS who made the mistake of their "lives" by buying the Xbox 360.
In fact we laugh at them:
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Emperor Kutaragi and the Perfectionstation 3!
How funny to think that last year, the IGNORANT VERMIN in the media doubted us. Now they are desperate to suck up to us!
FOOLS......
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
It looks like those sick, evil, fat, twisted MONSTERS at Nazisoft are trying to poison the gaming industry with their FILTH for a third time.
But don't worry Sony Soldiers, as long as Lord Stringer, Emperor Kutaragi and King Kaz are around, Nazisoft will continue to taste the bitter taste of FAILURE, MISERY and HUMILIATION!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
I'm sorry Mart, but you have grown dull. Your opinions are as irrelevant as the "console" you support!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
I'm talking to you, PIGS!
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Yet ANOTHER disappointed Xbox 360 owner! There's so many of them.......
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
What's wrong, you stupid PIG? You got bored of humping 8 year olds?
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
It wouldn't surprise me if Nazisoft abandons the 360 and their entire fanbase early on, perhaps in 2 years time?
Then they will release the Xbox 1080 (or whatever they call the ABOMINATION) early and thanks to their SLOPPY workmanship, it will have another disgracefully high failure rate.
Then the almighty "PerfectionStation 4" will be released and will absolutely DECIMATE it, starting the whole delicious cycle all over again!
Thats King Kaz's two cents!
Microsoft Doesn't Know Why They Can't Fix The RROD.
Microsoft Doesn't Know Why Charging For Online is a FILTHY Thing To Do.
Microsoft Doesn't Know Why They Can NEVER Beat Sony.
Microsoft Doesn't Know Why Their Biggest Game Is Not In True HD.
Microsoft Doesn't Know Why They Are The Absolute Laughing Stock Of The Gaming Industry.
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
It absolutely bewilders King Kaz that PUTRID SEWAGE like this continues to be written!
Emperor Kutaragi will not let these IGNORAMUSES get away with this!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Who do these drugged-up, deluded Xbot PIGS really think they are fooling? Those savage, greedy creatures cannot begin to comprehend what they are missing out on!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
I'd say Xbox Live was already ruined at Christmas!
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This is.....SONY!!!!!!!
*Kicks Xbot PIG down a hole*
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Once again, the PerfectionStation 3 proves it is the World Heavyweight Champion of EVERYTHING!
It continues to crush the genitals of the PIGbox 360!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Trust me, Sony Soldiers, this will make a mockery of Xbox Live!
It certainly won't collapse over Christmas like that other "service"!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Sony Soldiers- Do not let this poorly written UNEDUCATED PIECE OF FILTH poison your minds!
The PerfectionStation 3 and Blu-Ray are here to stay. Whether these BLOATED BUMBLING SIMPLETONS like it or not!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Your "console" (I use the term loosely) is nothing but an afterthought!
It's so good to see the Americans coming to their senses!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Yes, it's time you Nintendouches bought a REAL console!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!